Statistically Unlikely | Essentials Pocket Tee

Statistically Unlikely — Essentials Pocket Tee

Some things at work are exceptionally rare.

A meeting that couldn't have been an email.
An empty inbox.
A printer that works on the first try.

And then there’s 1 in 8,192.

Inspired by the thrill of finding something unexpectedly rare, Statistically Unlikely brings an icy-blue twist to the everyday pocket tee. The subtle pocket design gives fellow fans just enough to notice while everyone else sees a ridiculously comfortable shirt.

Part of the Closet Nerdz Essentials collection, it’s casual enough for the weekend, clean enough for casual Friday, and rare enough to make you feel slightly more important than your calendar suggests.

The Details

• Soft combed cotton blend
• Retail-ready fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Unisex sizing
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched sleeves
• Tear-away label

No encounter required. No reset button necessary.

Just considerably better odds than 1 in 8,192.

Suit Up. Nerd Out.